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jean-luc-gohard:

Nothing will ever beat the 2012 election cycle in terms of being a complete political farce. The candidates for the frontrunners for the Republican nomination included:

  • Herman Cain, a habitual sexual line-stepper who quoted the theme song from the Pokemon movie in his speeches
  • Michele Bachman, a wild-eyed conspiracy theorist who called for her followers to slit their wrists in protest of Obamacare
  • Ron Paul, a 437-year-old gynecologist who opposes the Civil Rights Act, voted against MLK Day twice (in spite of his later claims), and gave a speech in front of a Confederate flag saying the South was right in the Civil War, but whose fans wonโ€™t admit is racist because he thinks states should be able to legalize weed if they want (but also that they should be able to establish state religions and mandate prayer in public schools)
  • Rick Perry, who is basically what would happen if you stuck the soul of a stoned Yosemite Sam into the body of Josh Brolin playing George W. Bush in Oliver Stoneโ€™s film W
  • Newt Gingrich, a man so hypocritical that he led impeachment proceedings against Bill Clinton for getting dome from an intern who was not his wife, sitting up there talking about family values, while cheating on his own wife
  • Rick Santorum, a man so homophobic, people went out of their way to redefine his last name as a term for a byproduct of anal sex between (cis) men
  • Mitt Romney, a man so out of touch with the poor that he thought a good way to connect to the South was to say he was friends with NASCAR team owners and that good advice to broke college students struggling with tuition was to sell some of their fatherโ€™s stock like he and his wife did

Iโ€™m not entirely unconvinced that the whole thing was a brilliant piece of performance art. And thatโ€™s just the frontrunners. Thatโ€™s not even including the people who had no chance from the start, like Sarah Palin and Donald Trump, who were in their own ways ceaseless founts of comedy. We will never have an election like that again.


jackhawksmoor:

arineat:

dragonlordoferebor:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

to watch the extended versions of both the hobbit and lord of the rings it would take roughly 20 hours i can’t wait 

I know at least two people who’ll undoubtedly try to marathon the extended editions of these films.

I am ready for the challenge bring me a case of red bull

i had never seen lotr at all until this year sparks made me and we watched the extended versions of everything it did take a long time but it was worth it

jackhawksmoor:

arineat:

dragonlordoferebor:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

Thatโ€™s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

to watch the extended versions of both the hobbit and lord of the rings it would take roughly 20 hours i canโ€™t waitย 

I know at least two people whoโ€™ll undoubtedly try to marathon the extended editions of these films.

I am ready for the challenge bring me a case of red bull

i had never seen lotr at all until this year sparks made me and we watched the extended versions of everything it did take a long time but it was worth it


*Thinks about Azusa wearing nothing but neko ears and has a nosebleed* O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

รขโ‚ฌโ€ George Washington, during the famous crossing of the Delaware River on December 25th, 1776 (via yugichrist)

2631 Notes | Posted on September 18, 2014 Source: yugichrist / stuntlad

klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please

klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please

259536 Notes | Posted on September 17, 2014 Source: awwww-cute / azzie

ninny-horse asked:
PLS THAT IS NOT A REAL SYLVIA PLATH QUOTE ITS A QUOTE STOLEN FROM SOMEONE'S POST ABOUT THE FRIENDZONE AND HOW HORRIBLY A CONCEPT IT IS, I keep seeing ppl reblog that post and its very frustrating

oh what how dumb i deleted it thanks for the heads up! the quote was valid but why would they misattribute it! ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ


6ium:

Candy Color Heathered Knee-Socks

these are 100% not knee socks

1342 Notes | Posted on September 17, 2014 Source: 6ium / pinksugarrr

1234 Notes | Posted on September 17, 2014 Source: luketriton / p0kemina



fartgallery:


tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming “take that” personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didn’t even matter but now he’s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world

great, now all the birds and shit gonna be learning human knowledge. get ready for society to be conquered by animals. look outside and a deer is riding a bicycle down the road. stuck in line at the grocery store cause some rabbit is arguing with the clerk about a coupon. fish swims up the toilet while youre droppin a log, asks to borrow some salt. thanks a lot, guy on the cliff

fartgallery:

tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming โ€œtake thatโ€ personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didnโ€™t even matter but now heโ€™s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world

great, now all the birds and shit gonna be learning human knowledge. get ready for society to be conquered by animals. look outside and a deer is riding a bicycle down the road. stuck in line at the grocery store cause some rabbit is arguing with the clerk about a coupon. fish swims up the toilet while youre droppin a log, asks to borrow some salt. thanks a lot, guy on the cliff

583066 Notes | Posted on September 17, 2014 Source: spkd / borinq

my new business cards ๐Ÿ˜Š the main design I ordered the most of is the one in the centre however it’s good to have some ‘portfolio’ cards handy in case I need to show someone my performing outfit, clothes from my brand… I designed them myself. Do you like them? โœจ

my new business cards ๐Ÿ˜Š the main design I ordered the most of is the one in the centre however it’s good to have some ‘portfolio’ cards handy in case I need to show someone my performing outfit, clothes from my brand… I designed them myself. Do you like them? โœจ




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